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Have We Reached Peak Nothingness?

This week we attempt to deconstruct 90 minutes of absolute vapidity. From “Flappy” launching a free kick into the Thames to Gallagher’s invisibility cloak and Solanke playing so deep he was almost buried.

Host Simon Lipson is joined by f-bomb flinger Julie Welch, eternal optimist-with-a-funeral-face Kevin Acott, and Spurs support group debutant Peter Willis.

On the agenda:

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The match: a study in nothingness.

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Tel and Richy tried. The rest?

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Igor Tudor’s “complex problems”

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Another disallowed goal for the conspiracy theorists.

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Would relegation at least make season tickets cheaper?

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And we scrape the barrel for genuine positive.

Plus: stupid tweets, one sensible one, and a lovely review.

If you’re clinging to Forest and West Ham doing us a favour, this one’s for you.

Hope springs eternal. Sort of.

COYS THFC