If You Can Meet With Triumph

KIPLING CAN GET TO FUCK

Second win at the Bridge in 36 years. Lovely football, a clean sheet and Gary Neville telling the world to worry about us. We’re not treating triumph and disaster the same today, Rudyard.

FERNANDES & CO.

Fernandes masterful, Tonali commanding, Archie everywhere, Tel scoring, Robertson becoming almost likeable. Eight goals in eight games, though. January, please bring us a striker.

GIFTED WASTERS

Ndombele and Ravel Morrison. Proof that talent and common sense don’t always travel together.

ROOM 101

M&S doormen, useless supercomputers, and Man City’s apologists reach new heights of absurdity.

PALACE NEXT

Same XI or more De Zerbi tinkering? We’ve finally got momentum. Let’s try not to do anything Spursy.

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott & Rob White

COYS THFC