Episodes

A routine win. Yes, really, even if it was against the Charlton youth team. Sávio played twenty brilliant minutes, scored, and immediately crocked himself. Mikey scored a banger and earned a loan to Köln. Then...Newcastle . Archie at right-back, PPP on the wing. We looked all right until we conceded. Plus ca change. RDZ says the mentality and environment have to change. Transfers & Space Travel Mathys Tel took a free-kick that's still orbiting the Sun. Meanwhile, Richarlison, who loves Everton...

The more things change... Roberto De Zerbi claims we’re not a team yet and weren't ready. But why? The jetlag from the Australasian tour? The endless injury list? A deeper malaise? Meanwhile, we’ve handed him millions to shape his team. What if he flounces out in October? The next bloke will inherit yet another mismatched Frankenstein squad. We deep-dive the Brentford debacle and look at incomings and outgoings. Joining world-weary host Simon Lipson are: Julie Welch, effing and b...

This week, Simon leads the therapy session alongside Julie Welch (is your phone off, Julie?), Kev Acott (rapidly approaching a monumental 'I don't know' milestone), and token Scot, Barry Graham. We break down: Hoffenheim Double-Header: 10 senior players missing, Mikey Moore running riot, and looking for clues ahead of Brentford The Cuti Exit: 6 red cards, 65% appearance rate, and a farewell to Spurs’s most infuriating lunatic. Transfer Madness: The Savinho saga enters decade three, ...