Episodes

RDZ-BALL! Dominant, classy, organised. Are we actually becoming a football team? SOLANKE: CONFIDENCE, LOCATED? Two misses, one good goal. Good times around the corner? GALLAGHER! YES, GALLAGHER! Plus Sávio, Kudus, Archie and the magnificent Udogie. BENTANCUR’S BIG BONE-HEADED MOMENT Schadenfreude bites Maguire on the arse. ROOM 101 & THE COVENTRY CARNAGE Things we hate, things we want banished — and the small matter of Coventry. What could possibly go wrong? YOUR DISTINGUISHED PANEL With Si...

INTERMINABLE INTERNATIONAL BREAK Some Spurs successes, but more injuries. Whoda thought? THE NEXT BIG THING The desperate ITKs have been rummaging around Germany and Brazil for players you’ve never heard of. MANCHESTER CITY: THE BILL Nearly a billion quid of alleged cheating, four Spurs Champions League places lost and a huge question about what we do next. THE PATHWAY FOR YOUTH Jamie Donley says there isn’t one. MORE VINAI BULLSHIT We’ve heard it all before. ARSENAL PLAYERS WE CA...

FOUR-P & KULU One’s out for a month. One might be back. Possibly. Maybe. Could be. Spurs medical updates: now available in horoscope form. ARE WE STILL SCARRED? Andy Robertson thinks so. We’ve got ten new players and got rid of 44, though, so presumably there’s more going on than collective football PTSD. LANKSHEAR & MIKEY Goals for the kids, more evidence that Lankshear’s departure looks increasingly odd — and that Mikey Moore might be preferable to Tel and Mudryk. ARCHIBALD AT 70 Stev...

ROCK BOTTOM - we started there alphabetically, now we’ve earned it. LIVERPOOL - more shots, more possession, more chances. Guess what. VILLA - well at least we broke our duck in a lost cause, but that’s 48 games without winning after conceding first. We’re allergic to setbacks. WHERE ARE THE GOALS? - Dom has disappeared. Will January be too late? RDZ - fragile team, criticism of individuals. What could possibly go wrong? 101 & OTHER NONSENSE Spurs Twitter loses its mind, Robertson gets thre...

No goals. Again. But hey, we didn’t concede. Paul Merson called Everton our cup final - we'll take a cup final in September, right? Tonali silky? More woolly. Injuries. Natch. Even PPPP is crocked. Thirty-minute Spurs. RDZ says that’s all we’ve currently got in the tank. Savio vs his teammates. Plus RDZ having a public pop at Tel. Team spirit is clearly thriving. RDZ OUT? Tactics outdated? Predictable? Blames everyone else. Or… maybe give him five minutes before we sack him. Richy stays. ...

60% possession, eleven shots, not a single one on target. We’ve brought in ten players but still lack a guy who can stick it in the onion bag. Mudryk isn’t ready. Tonali isn’t ready. Solanke isn’t ready. Udogie isn’t ready. Nobody’s ready. Except Richy, who's ready to catch a plane to Saudi Arabia. We pick through the latest Spurs nonsense, ponder the new arrivals, lamengt the ones we've lost, and ask whether this is a tactical masterplan or just another elaborate way of making supporting ...

A routine win. Yes, really, even if it was against the Charlton youth team. Sávio played twenty brilliant minutes, scored, and immediately crocked himself. Mikey scored a banger and earned a loan to Köln. Then...Newcastle . Archie at right-back, PPP on the wing. We looked all right until we conceded. Plus ca change. RDZ says the mentality and environment have to change. Transfers & Space Travel Mathys Tel took a free-kick that's still orbiting the Sun. Meanwhile, Richarlison, who loves Everton...

The more things change... Roberto De Zerbi claims we’re not a team yet and weren't ready. But why? The jetlag from the Australasian tour? The endless injury list? A deeper malaise? Meanwhile, we’ve handed him millions to shape his team. What if he flounces out in October? The next bloke will inherit yet another mismatched Frankenstein squad. We deep-dive the Brentford debacle and look at incomings and outgoings. Joining world-weary host Simon Lipson are: Julie Welch, effing and b...

This week, Simon leads the therapy session alongside Julie Welch (is your phone off, Julie?), Kev Acott (rapidly approaching a monumental 'I don't know' milestone), and token Scot, Barry Graham. We break down: Hoffenheim Double-Header: 10 senior players missing, Mikey Moore running riot, and looking for clues ahead of Brentford The Cuti Exit: 6 red cards, 65% appearance rate, and a farewell to Spurs’s most infuriating lunatic. Transfer Madness: The Savinho saga enters decade three, ...