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Mairead Beeson

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Eady is a book editor (and writer, but to less effect) who lives on a narrowboat on the London canals, which is close to sinking from the weight of Spurs tat and books.

She aspires to be Julie Welch when she grows up, but suspects she's closer to becoming her dad, pod regular, Kev Acott.

In spite of copious evidence to the contrary, Eady believes that Spurs playing out from the back makes sense, that she has the best seat in the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, and that if Stanley Kubrick were alive they'd be friends.

Keir Starmer! Alyson Rudd! Piers Morgan! Our Boys Didn't Spurs It Up!
May 26, 2026

Keir Starmer! Alyson Rudd! Piers Morgan! Our Boys Didn't Spurs It Up!

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Eady Hurley process the sheer, unadulterated ecstasy of Premier League safety. We break down a nerve-shredding afternoon at the Lane, Palhinha’s clutch winner and Kinský’s heroic late ...
Three Wins From Six? Piece Of Piss*
April 14, 2026

Three Wins From Six? Piece Of Piss*

*Impossible One point from twenty-four, a squad that treats a football like a live wasp, and a new manager already looking crestfallen. We dissect the Sunderland disaster, ponder the Muani prank, revisit Lange’s January negli...