Rock Bottom Hotspur

ROCK BOTTOM - we started there alphabetically, now we’ve earned it.

LIVERPOOL - more shots, more possession, more chances. Guess what.

VILLA - well at least we broke our duck in a lost cause, but that’s 48 games without winning after conceding first. We’re allergic to setbacks.

WHERE ARE THE GOALS? - Dom has disappeared. Will January be too late?

RDZ - fragile team, criticism of individuals. What could possibly go wrong?

101 & OTHER NONSENSE

Spurs Twitter loses its mind, Robertson gets threatened with violence, Kulusevski is somehow “back” again, and someone finds a good-looking man in a twatty shop.

INTERNATIONAL BREAK - who isn't coming back injured?

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch & Barry Graham

COYS THFC