The summer window is already driving us insane. We dive head first into the endless Tonali and Mateus Fernandes transfer circus - can't we just buy both and "stop mucking around"?
We break down the never-ending Savinho saga, Antonin Kinsky’s brilliant redemption arc as our new number one - or is he? - and Djed Spence’s massive statement of principle at the World Cup.
Plus, we unpack Vina's latest corporate waffle, the latest £100m Lewis family injection, and the worrying state of our striking options.
Why does everyone - except Spurs (and Bayern) fans and people with brains, hate Harry Kane?
And, are our home grown kids doomed to fail?
Room 101, pointless England predictions, irreverence, therapy.
With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott & Eady Beeson
COYS THFC