New Zealand offered Spurs horizontal freezing rain and a bunch of dustbins to beat. Onwards! Australia beckons.

This week, Simon Lipson is joined by Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw. We dive into:

• The Auckland Freeze: Why have we sent a huge squad 11,000 miles to play pointless games? Could there possibly be a financial motive?
• The Left-Behind Club: Kudus, Kulu, Benta, Sarr. Next season's midfield or will they some/all be off?
• Pre-Season Overreaction: From branding a 17-year-old "the next Dembele" after a couple of mazy runs, to writing off new signings before their jet lag clears.
• Transfer Window Slow-Mo: Kroupi? Savinho? Still? And is Dorrington off to a place that doesn't exist?

Plus Room 101 and our worst Spurs nightmares.

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