What started with a casual declaration of a "BOMBA!" in the transfer market turned into 48 hours of flight-tracking madness on Spurs Twitter—only for RDZ to walk it back as a simple Italian translation mix-up! We tear into the ITKs who lost their minds over zero actual news.
Then, we unpack the action on the pitch from our Australian pre-season tour, breaking down the tough slog against Sydney FC and that high-intensity clash with Chelsea.
Plus, we review the transfer rumor mill:
• Incomings: Are bids for Osimhen, Gakpo, or Ollie Watkins actually grounded in reality?
• Outgoings: Is Mason Melia heading out on loan, and what's the deal with Mikey Moore? (Don’t panic... but is it time to admit he might be a touch over-hyped?)
Finally, we settle a crucial debate: "Educated Left Feet" vs. "Wands". All that before packing off modern football's worst offenses straight into Room 101.
With Simon Lipson, Kev Acott, Rob White & Julie Welch
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