A Spurs XI draws with Getafe, another barely scrapes past our own U21s, and Maddison, Udogie and Solanke are nowhere to be seen.
Join Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott, and resident pessimist Chris Askham as they process the N17 pre-season panic.
On this episode's menu:
• Creative Block: Our entire creative department is on the physio's couch.
• The Forward Search: £250m spent, £100m recouped, but why are we still flinging darts at the board for strikers?
• The Rumour Mill: Djed Spence's agents running wild, Cuti Romero's questionable links, and the endless Savinho saga.
• De Zerbi's Delusions: Does Dom Solanke need a confidence boost or just fully functioning ankles?
• CGI or Fitness? Analyzing Kulusevski and Kudus's "relative" sprinting in training.
Plus, the panel tosses their ultimate Spurs annoyances into Room 101 and tries to sort truth from horse shit in Fact or Fiction.
COYS THFC