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Winning: A Beginner’s Guide

WE WON!

Spurs finally win a game. And we did it with all the fluency of a wardrobe being pushed upstairs.

BREAK OUT THE BUNTING

Maddison’s back, Marmoush scores, Kulu returns after 500-plus days.

TACTICAL MASTERCLASS?

A back five nobody understood, Van Hecke looking like an accident waiting to happen, Tosin impressing and Ben Davies making a case for No. 1 left-back.

FERNANDES MYSTERY

Has he nicked RDZ’s parking space? Taken the last custard cream?

SPURS, THE MONEY AND THE MISERY

City’s alleged financial shenanigans: £119.9m in potential damage to Spurs.

ROOM 101

Air conditioning in freezing cafés. Dion Dublin’s laugh. Goalkeepers who put both hands up at corners.

CHELSEA. SATURDAY. 5.30.

Is there any point? Any reason to hope?

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