'Boiling Piss' & 'We're Massive'

Spurs are currently operating like a drunk with a stolen credit card, and we are here for the chaos. From dropping £85m on a guy we only discovered was great after watching his YouTube video, to Sandro Tonali who was planning his romantic return to AC Milan before his medical..

Are we actually a serious squad now, or are we lumbering ourselves with a bunch of players who aren't up to the job? Remember how we spaffed the Bale money?

We talk Kulu, selling teenagers to Brighton, why Djed is coming home with the World Cup and we open Room 101. Matterface, you're up.

Analysis, laughs, irreverence, therapy.

With Simon Lipson, Kev Acott, Julie Welch & Stephen Pollard.

COYS THFC