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Nice One Cyril: Extra Time 4
Dec. 19, 2025

Nice One Cyril: Extra Time 4

No matches this week, no defeats — which already feels like progress. In this Extra Time edition, Simon Lipson and Kevin Acott wander off the touchline and into the Spurs psyche. The moments you knew were coming and the ones ...
Lost In The Forest
Dec. 16, 2025

Lost In The Forest

In this episode of Nice One Cyril , Simon, Julie and Dave pick through a thoroughly deflating defeat at Nottingham Forest — just when Spurs looked like they might be improving. We ask what went wrong, whether Vicario’s form (...
Nice One Cyril: Extra Time 3
Dec. 12, 2025

Nice One Cyril: Extra Time 3

We look back at the Sparta Prague game and look ahead to Forest. Plus: what are the essential items you have to take to every match at the Lane, Spurs players who couldn't trap a ball - so many - and the unwritten rules of be...
Simons Says
Dec. 9, 2025

Simons Says

This week on Nice One Cyril we somehow manage to cover both Spurs’ mini-resurrection and the end of civilisation as we know it. We break down the Brentford win — Xavi running the show, Archie Grey looking the part, actual ene...
Nice One Cyril - Extra Time  2
Dec. 5, 2025

Nice One Cyril - Extra Time 2

Dave's internet went to hell, so it's just Simon prattling on for 10 minutes about our not too bad performance against Newcastle, performative footballers, booing our own players and pondering whether football is fun any more...
Flappy Flaps, Frank Flounders
Dec. 4, 2025

Flappy Flaps, Frank Flounders

Spurs lose the “worst away team vs worst home team” showdown, and the pod is in full post-Fulham therapy mode. We dig into the baffling Bergvall bollockings, and the booing of Vicario — plus Thomas Frank’s weekly insistence t...
Nice One Cyril : Extra Time 1
Dec. 4, 2025

Nice One Cyril : Extra Time 1

Welcome to Nice One Cyril: Extra Time — the shorter, sillier mid-week top-up pod you didn’t ask for. Less tactics, more nonsense. Minor rage, daft joy, questionable optimism, mushy peas, dirty spoons, Crooks & Archibald. If t...
Shit Plan A, No Plan B
Dec. 4, 2025

Shit Plan A, No Plan B

Another week, another Spurs performance so limp it should come with a doctor's note. Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Lee Brown and Barry Graham pick over the Arsenal debacle — no plan, no punch, no pulse — and ask whether the play...
Gooners Kuntz & Kaka
Dec. 4, 2025

Gooners Kuntz & Kaka

It’s North London Derby week when stomachs churn and hope and dread go head to head. The crew dive head-first into all things Spurs vs Arsenal. With injuries stacking up (ours, obviously), tactics in flux and Arsenal sitting ...
Richy Flashes His Knockers
Dec. 4, 2025

Richy Flashes His Knockers

In this episode of Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw relive the joy, despair and sheer madness of that Man U match. Spursiness in all its glory. We ask whether Richy flashing his knockers ...
May I Have This Danso?
Dec. 4, 2025

May I Have This Danso?

It’s been another very Spursy week — defeat to Villa, a dreadful draw in Monaco and a comfortable(ish) win over Everton. Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Lee Brown ask the big questions: Was Monaco the most exhausti...
The More Things Change...
Dec. 4, 2025

The More Things Change...

In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch and Kevin Acott pick over another familiar story — Spurs losing at home. Vicario’s nerves, Odobert’s vanishing act, and Tel’s growing pains all come under the microscop...
Scapegoats And Whining Wankers
Dec. 4, 2025

Scapegoats And Whining Wankers

This week on Nice One Cyril, Simon, Julie, Kev and Dave tackle the £100 million cash injection from the Lewis family — and try to work out whether it means new signings or, finally, the cheese room. We chat international duty...
Tel Tale
Dec. 4, 2025

Tel Tale

This week on Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson welcomes debut guest Barry Graham of Glasgow Spurs, along with Dame Julie Welch and Kevin Acott. The gang dissect the gritty but grim Bodo performance, the Leeds takedown, and query w...
Is Simons Just Timo With Better Hair?
Dec. 4, 2025

Is Simons Just Timo With Better Hair?

In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, and Kev Acott deconstruct the Wolves debacle, address some fans' concerns that Simons is just Timo Werner with better hair, and grumble about buyout bollocks, Kane rum...
You'll Never Guess Who Says 'Wanker'
Dec. 4, 2025

You'll Never Guess Who Says 'Wanker'

Comedian Simon Lipson is joined by butter-wouldn't-melt Julie Welch, ever-cheery Kevin Acott and Hollywood wannabe Lee Brown, one of whom says' wanker'. Several times. You'd never guess. In this episode, we discuss Villarreal...
Hammers Hammered
Dec. 4, 2025

Hammers Hammered

West Ham beaten. VAR maddening. Spurs fans…cautiously optimistic. In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Alan Fitter relive the win over West Ham, dissect player performances, and roll their...
Who Do We Blame Now?
Dec. 4, 2025

Who Do We Blame Now?

Daniel Levy has left the building. After 25 years of blaming him for everything — dodgy transfers, managerial meltdowns, ticket prices, global warming — Spurs fans suddenly find themselves in crisis. With Levy gone… who do we...
Forever Spursy
Dec. 3, 2025

Forever Spursy

Bournemouth misery, deadline-day drama, Xavi Simons hype, Wembley nightmares & a tribute to Cyril Knowles — all wrapped in Spursy laughs, rants & nostalgia. Spurs are back. Sadly, Bournemouth are also back — and they’ve ruine...
City Break
Dec. 3, 2025

City Break

Comedian Simon Lipson chats with journalistic royalty and Spurs nut, Julie Welch, and gravel-voiced long-sufferer, Kevin Acott. We discuss another easy-peasy away day at City and that less Eze-peasy debacle. Julie trawls thro...
No Dickheads
Dec. 3, 2025

No Dickheads

Hosted by comedian/impressionist Simon Lipson, with the doyenne of all things Spurs, legendary journalist Julie Welch, and long-suffering fan, writer and educator, Kevin Acott. In this episode of Nice One Cyril, we reflect on...