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May I Have This Danso?
Dec. 4, 2025

May I Have This Danso?

It’s been another very Spursy week — defeat to Villa, a dreadful draw in Monaco and a comfortable(ish) win over Everton. Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Lee Brown ask the big questions: Was Monaco the most exhausti...
The More Things Change...
Dec. 4, 2025

The More Things Change...

In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch and Kevin Acott pick over another familiar story — Spurs losing at home. Vicario’s nerves, Odobert’s vanishing act, and Tel’s growing pains all come under the microscop...
Scapegoats And Whining Wankers
Dec. 4, 2025

Scapegoats And Whining Wankers

This week on Nice One Cyril, Simon, Julie, Kev and Dave tackle the £100 million cash injection from the Lewis family — and try to work out whether it means new signings or, finally, the cheese room. We chat international duty...
Tel Tale
Dec. 4, 2025

Tel Tale

This week on Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson welcomes debut guest Barry Graham of Glasgow Spurs, along with Dame Julie Welch and Kevin Acott. The gang dissect the gritty but grim Bodo performance, the Leeds takedown, and query w...
Is Simons Just Timo With Better Hair?
Dec. 4, 2025

Is Simons Just Timo With Better Hair?

In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, and Kev Acott deconstruct the Wolves debacle, address some fans' concerns that Simons is just Timo Werner with better hair, and grumble about buyout bollocks, Kane rum...
You'll Never Guess Who Says 'Wanker'
Dec. 4, 2025

You'll Never Guess Who Says 'Wanker'

Comedian Simon Lipson is joined by butter-wouldn't-melt Julie Welch, ever-cheery Kevin Acott and Hollywood wannabe Lee Brown, one of whom says' wanker'. Several times. You'd never guess. In this episode, we discuss Villarreal...
Hammers Hammered
Dec. 4, 2025

Hammers Hammered

West Ham beaten. VAR maddening. Spurs fans…cautiously optimistic. In this week’s Nice One Cyril, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Alan Fitter relive the win over West Ham, dissect player performances, and roll their...
Who Do We Blame Now?
Dec. 4, 2025

Who Do We Blame Now?

Daniel Levy has left the building. After 25 years of blaming him for everything — dodgy transfers, managerial meltdowns, ticket prices, global warming — Spurs fans suddenly find themselves in crisis. With Levy gone… who do we...
Forever Spursy
Dec. 3, 2025

Forever Spursy

Bournemouth misery, deadline-day drama, Xavi Simons hype, Wembley nightmares & a tribute to Cyril Knowles — all wrapped in Spursy laughs, rants & nostalgia. Spurs are back. Sadly, Bournemouth are also back — and they’ve ruine...
City Break
Dec. 3, 2025

City Break

Comedian Simon Lipson chats with journalistic royalty and Spurs nut, Julie Welch, and gravel-voiced long-sufferer, Kevin Acott. We discuss another easy-peasy away day at City and that less Eze-peasy debacle. Julie trawls thro...
No Dickheads
Dec. 3, 2025

No Dickheads

Hosted by comedian/impressionist Simon Lipson, with the doyenne of all things Spurs, legendary journalist Julie Welch, and long-suffering fan, writer and educator, Kevin Acott. In this episode of Nice One Cyril, we reflect on...